The next in our series of pornstache species, “The Pencil“ also sometimes referred to as the “Horizontal Landing Strip”
Structure: The tiniest line of perfection, right across the top of the upper lip.
Origin: A smokey cafe, Paris, 1821.
Practical Purpose: The intense amount of grooming required to maintain such a tiny little stache conveys the deep amount of dedication that you are willing to put into looking creepy and pretentious.
Best Accessories: Pencil leg jeans, cigarette holder, knit cap.
Often Spotted: On John Waters, upcoming R&B stars and little boys with mom’s that think it’s cute to degrade their children with an eyeliner pencil.
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