Our second in our series of pornstache species, let us explore the intricacies of “The Arab”.
Structure: Reminicient of a push broom, The Arab can be identified by its uniform top to bottom height, soft edges and impressive sheen.
Origin: Will be revealed when the CIA documents are declassified in 2028.
Practical Purpose: Intimidates guerrilla fighters into following your command; tricks eastern-european prostitutes into giving you free sex in exchange for marriage and thus access to your family’s oil fortune.
Best Accessories: Beret, automatic weapon, multiple wives
Often Spotted: On dictators and in discotheques (often both at the same time).
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