Many have attempted the pornstache and many have failed. Celebs almost always get it right, but they have teams of pornstache stylists helping them. Sometimes it is hard for the everyday guy to tell when one has crossed the oh-so-subtle line into a true pornstachio. That is why we are introducing our pornstache certification.
Do not trust the authenticity of any pornstache without this seal.
To celebrate, we would like to issue our first award to This Guy
The beautiful woman, the tousled bed-head, the heavenly light, the exposed chest hair and most of all the handlebar pornstache. Yes, this is the real deal. Congratulations.
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