Nicolas Cage almost missed the mark with his new pornstache. Thank goodness for the extra robust follicular profile that allows the red highlights of his stache to glint in the sunlight, allowing Mr. Cage to barely avoid a grandpa-stache.
Nicolas Cage, Barely a Pornstache
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