Pornstache.com » Tom Selleck http://www.pornstache.com Get your Pornstache On! Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:32:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Crack Open a Coops and Celebrate Selleck http://www.pornstache.com/celeb-pornstache/crack-open-a-coops-and-celebrate-selleck http://www.pornstache.com/celeb-pornstache/crack-open-a-coops-and-celebrate-selleck#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:27:37 +0000 admin http://www.pornstache.com/?p=85 selleck pornstacheTom Selleck’s moustache is widely praised for both its immense girth and its dazzling sheen. When Selleck walks into a room tiny points of light bounce of his ’stach and are cast throughout. Disco ball is to 70’s as Tom Selleck’s moustache is to 80’s.

However, few have noticed the real reason that Magnum’s moustache is so powerful…

Yes, his eyebrows…resting gently on his brow like two small, identical-twin, love-children of his moustache. The symmetry and impact of this effect has caused many faced with its power to weep. What Tom Selleck knows that you don’t is that facial hair is not just for the mouth.

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