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Oates!

admin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:10:31 +0000

Alas, poor Oates and his forgotten pornstache. There was a time in the 80’s when paparazzi and private eyes were watching this ’staches every move.

Dear sweet small John Oates, I still hail your stache and to those who have forgotten I say, “I can’t go for that, noooo I, no can do!”

Burt Renyolds, God of Pornstache

admin — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:56:12 +0000

We’d like to give a nod to some of the innovators of pornstache, those daring souls that blazed a hairy trail for the common man. Nobody deserves more credit than Burt Renyolds, god of stache. Through backwoods adventures, redneck antics, speed demonry and the Whorehouses of Texas…the moustache persevered, never a gourgeous shiney hair out of place. A true example of the power of stache.

Trebek, Father of Pornstache

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:34:31 +0000

Answer: Progenitor of the mainstream pornstache.

Question: Who is Alex Trebek?

Yes, father of the pornstache, you brought the bristle from the back-alley world of 70’s adult films into America’s living rooms with your charming over-wrought foreign pronunciations and your oh so sly “answers” to life’s questions. With your dedication, you continued to rock the stache through the 90’s when the rest of the world was sporting the satan-goatee. We salute you Trebek, we salute you.