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R.E.M Stands For Really Enormous Moustache

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:22:21 +0000

Oh, moustache is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will grow to
This moustache in your eyes
Oh no, I’ve shaved too much
I trimmed it up…

Oates!

admin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:10:31 +0000

Alas, poor Oates and his forgotten pornstache. There was a time in the 80’s when paparazzi and private eyes were watching this ’staches every move.

Dear sweet small John Oates, I still hail your stache and to those who have forgotten I say, “I can’t go for that, noooo I, no can do!”

If You’ve Got a Moustache I Like You

admin — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:57:29 +0000

There is no better synergy than the uke and the stache and this composition captures both of their respective awesome!

Azis Trailblazing the Tranny-Stache

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:34:47 +0000

Confucius once said, ” A man must choose between a moustache and false eyelashes”. However, Bulgarian pop singer, tranny pornstache trailblazer and Jolen poster child Azis proves the great thinker wrong.