Oh, moustache is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will grow to
This moustache in your eyes
Oh no, I’ve shaved too much
I trimmed it up…
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From the category archives:
Music Pornstache
Alas, poor Oates and his forgotten pornstache. There was a time in the 80’s when paparazzi and private eyes were watching this ’staches every move.
Dear sweet small John Oates, I still hail your stache and to those who have forgotten I say, “I can’t go for that, noooo I, no can do!”
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There is no better synergy than the uke and the stache and this composition captures both of their respective awesome!
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Confucius once said, ” A man must choose between a moustache and false eyelashes”. However, Bulgarian pop singer, tranny pornstache trailblazer and Jolen poster child Azis proves the great thinker wrong.
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