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Certified Pornstache: More is Better

admin — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:44:48 +0000

As gaggle is to goose, pride is to lion and hairgasm is to pornstache. These fellows call themselves “software developers” however we suspect it is just a cover to days spent on yachts in St. Tropez and nights spent in the discotheques of Prague. As evidenced here, the centuries old adage, “Pornstaches of a kind stick together”.

Certified Pornstache: Brian Cromer

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:12:06 +0000

Another certified pornstache from a mister Brian Cromer. This stache was appearantly sprouted in China which adds to its international appeal. Additionally, the creepy closed-mouth smile and wide-angle lens effect add to the impact of this stache. Mr. Cromer, we salute you!

Certified Pornstache: Bedroom Eyes

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:47:37 +0000

Many have attempted the pornstache and many have failed. Celebs almost always get it right, but they have teams of pornstache stylists helping them. Sometimes it is hard for the everyday guy to tell when one has crossed the oh-so-subtle line into a true pornstachio. That is why we are introducing our pornstache certification.

Do not trust the authenticity of any pornstache without this seal.

To celebrate, we would like to issue our first award to This Guy

The beautiful woman, the tousled bed-head, the heavenly light, the exposed chest hair and most of all the handlebar pornstache. Yes, this is the real deal. Congratulations.