Oh, moustache is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will grow to
This moustache in your eyes
Oh no, I’ve shaved too much
I trimmed it up…
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From the monthly archives:
November 2009
Alas, poor Oates and his forgotten pornstache. There was a time in the 80’s when paparazzi and private eyes were watching this ’staches every move.
Dear sweet small John Oates, I still hail your stache and to those who have forgotten I say, “I can’t go for that, noooo I, no can do!”
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Drawing on 2 facts that were established in the 70’s
1. Pornstaches increase speed
2. Pornstaches are the best accessory to a speedo
the Phelpster debuted a pornstache recently. Who is his PR person? Nothing say’s I’ve cleaned up my bong toting image more than a handlebar pornstache…
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